這次的meeting主題是
MORE WALKING (AND TALKING) DEAD: PART 2
這次的影片算是在惡搞吧，跟原本的是不一樣的!
對話內容稿子如下，依然是邊聽邊打
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1.
You shouldn’t have glued a wig on that mannequin.
Did I just hear that right?
You glued a beard!
Yeah, but you’re not Glue Police, Rick. I am!
I don’t think that’s a thing.
Glue police? That’s not a real thing you can be.
Yeah it is.
Mmm, I think I’d know if, like, that was a thing.
Let’s go, Anthony.
2.
If we could play pool, we could shoot and it’d be really fun, you know? And maybe I
could finally get my stick engraved.
Well, what would it even say?
〔gagging and coughing sounds〕
Y’all ready to be naughty?
Mmm-hmm.
3.
Hoo hoo,yeah.
Can I get a hey-hey...
Nope!
Nuh-uh!!!
Uh oh.
4.
Quishta. Lahtsoh treathem belach foreekim.
Oh, ok yeah, you’re the stuff of bad dream. Psht.
Kali baunkliss.
Hey, I get it. You’re here to kill.
Khiel ratha sohjah!
Yeah, I’m gonna go! Sorry demon!
5.
We might have a French baby. It’s got that funny accent when it cries. I’d have
guessed it was NOT French. Hmmm.
Because it’s not.
You don’t know.
Okay, it’s super French, better?
You talking about the smell?
You shouldn’t feed it.
Sweet baby, no!
6.
Listen, I’d rather you not smoke weed.
But you know I’m going to, right?
Cool, later dude.
7.
〔sniffing sounds〕
What’s that smell?
〔sniffing〕
Make him lick to toilet!
Hey, why do you smell like old people?
Can you hold your breath?
8.
Dude, just stick around. And I’ll get you drunk.
I had a Diet Coke.
Hey, there ain’t a man alive who doesn’t want to get his butt washed in the Jedi
Fountain.
Not now, Princess.
No, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. Listen. A vagrant child came to me
when I smashed my knuckle. Guess what he asked me.
“What size is your doggie bone?”
Hmm. Very good job. What’s your favorite movie?
Stargate.
What? Yeah right....
9.
Chobba theeko memo.
I could kill you.
Hey girls, you wanna play? Oh,what the-? Ow! OH! Son of a- Seriously, who puts a
railing right there? AHHHAHGGHH
10.
I think I’ll sing. I had a greasy bean. Mmm girl. And I been looking for a extra shoe. I
got a friend name ”Crust”. A-hoooo. What’s up? You like that? I wrote it.
11.
Oww,oww,owww. Heyyy, you just stabbed me! Eh.
12.
Oh, so sweaty.
Cuz I’m sufferin’
〔kiss〕〔kiss〕yeah
You need a baby?
13.
I have a kitten that always laughs when you hold it and sniff its legs. And it’s just
great for a party when you can’t mess around. And it’s name is Crazy Bennigan.
Dude, like, that’s a weirdo kitty.
Well it’s definitely expensive. You think it could be magic? Why aren’t you magic?
Ummm, y’all are bird poop!
Why aren’t you magic? You’re supposed to be magical!
This dork made you eat a stump!
14.
Ahhhh. Leeches just suck!
15.
Now listen, kids. Don’t think that you can just squirt your loogies on the floor.
Okay, what?
Now wiggity woah, daddy. I mean, why can’t everybody just be like..like Prince. An
angel with a little afro
Daddy, I need you to quit.
I hope you’re not afraid of owls because I’m getting you one. Owls are the reason
that God didn’t make us people with foam hair. That’s common knowledge. Last
week’s lover was bad. The worst. Wait, what are we doing here? Wait, what? Just
heard you say “bug guy”. I know you said it. I heard you. You like croquet? It’s time
to rob the stagecoach.
16.
〔high pitched crying〕
〔crying turns to singing〕
17.
Something I wanna tell you guys. I don’t like doorbells. My viral pimple got away and
I kinda want you go get it. And I want that smoothie.
When?
NOW!
I’ll make it.
You’re an idiot.
Wait, what?
That guy’s making it.
18.
Yeah, dickity, AH AH. Tsss, tsss. Ah, ah, ah, ah. I make a smoothie for him.
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